“Why don’t you go to the gym?”

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Somebody asked me the other why i don’t go to the gym.

Somebody close to me. A friend, if you like that term.

Why am i not going to the gym!?!?! Because i wake my LAZY ass up at 5am — an hour i would only see when it was greeted by the night before — and i get my shit smelling fruity for your fart ass in time to start work at 6:45a. where i STAY until 7pm, making less money per diem than your monkey filth makes in half the time, only to close up shop in time to eat one meal, take care it my beloved felines, and get a good night’s sleep so I’m not a crabby WENCH because GOD FORBID I’m a cunt.

That’s why I don’t go to the gym.

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